It was half past nine when my shell greeted me with a fortune:

Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes
	And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
	And tapes mixed up on the racks --
		Take hold of the tape
		And pull off the strip,
		And then you'll be sure
		Your tape drive will skip.

		-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes


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