It was half past nine when my shell greeted me with a fortune: Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes And tapes without any tracks; Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes And tapes mixed up on the racks -- Take hold of the tape And pull off the strip, And then you'll be sure Your tape drive will skip. -- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes dc -e 190255481098402710943110482375361627073546484426639878467576586P ^------------------[e-mail of mine, dc(1) to reveal]-----------------^ /| /| \ /| | /~/ \/_|__|_\/_